Park Bench Ass

What is Park Bench Ass?

A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.

Rachael Ray is kinda hot, but she's got serious park bench ass.

See flat ass, flat booty

Mellek

1. word used in stead of "Darn" Mellek my toe! See crap, darn, shit, damn..

Ewoked

1. The act of bleaching the hair surrounding one's anus. Man, dat bitch had some wookie crack, but went and ewoked dat shit!..

Dominick The Donkey

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