What is Parker Baird?
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A rare species of slothful, uncouth, horny, basically just utterly disgusting mammel that lacks any general hygiene and is found on Corral road.
Parker can be found undergoing a range of activities. He has been sighted on numerous occasions gnawing on the pews at church or any other objects made of wood, caressing his over-developed calfs, picking his nose, stalling his F-150, or most recently struggling to perform due to whiskey dick.
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A male whom fools around a lot in hideous female vaginas and unoccupied minds. In other terms, a wanna-be whore!
John Bob: "Hey, I..
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The most swear words u can say with out getting in trouble
What helldamnass was that!..
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The opposite of bitch-slap. Performed exclusively by women, the object is to break a nose.
Get away from me or I'll dude-punch you..
