What is Parker Baird?
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A rare species of slothful, uncouth, horny, basically just utterly disgusting mammel that lacks any general hygiene and is found on Corral road.
Parker can be found undergoing a range of activities. He has been sighted on numerous occasions gnawing on the pews at church or any other objects made of wood, caressing his over-developed calfs, picking his nose, stalling his F-150, or most recently struggling to perform due to whiskey dick.
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Thick, snotty mucus that flows from the vagina, usually creamy white, if yellow..... back away!
fUCK! My panties are full of vagina boo..
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Freak addicted to Urban Dictionary.
Gi: What are u doing Fred?
Fred: Fixing up my daily U.D. word...
Gi: Your an Urbanstein!!!
See u..
