Parker Baird

What is Parker Baird?


1.

A rare species of slothful, uncouth, horny, basically just utterly disgusting mammel that lacks any general hygiene and is found on Corral road.

Parker can be found undergoing a range of activities. He has been sighted on numerous occasions gnawing on the pews at church or any other objects made of wood, caressing his over-developed calfs, picking his nose, stalling his F-150, or most recently struggling to perform due to whiskey dick.

See Whiskey Dick


54

Random Words:

1. Cute (not often used) term for vaginal lips. Check out this centerfold, her fanny lips are spread as far as that wall over there! See ..
1. A common word used for the Yaoi/Shounen ai pairing of Light Yagami and L Lawliet from the anime series Death Note. LxLight means Light ..
1. Big Bad Evil Guy/Girl Big Bad End Guy/Girl Used on message boards about role-playing games. The BBEG is going to be a 17th level Wiza..