What is Parker Baird?
1.
A rare species of slothful, uncouth, horny, basically just utterly disgusting mammel that lacks any general hygiene and is found on Corral road.
Parker can be found undergoing a range of activities. He has been sighted on numerous occasions gnawing on the pews at church or any other objects made of wood, caressing his over-developed calfs, picking his nose, stalling his F-150, or most recently struggling to perform due to whiskey dick.
See
Random Words:
1.
When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, cou..
1.
Describes something that some people may love to eat, even though its completely full of fat.
I nailed a 500lb slut last night, the sex..
