What is Parking Lot Theory?
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"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."
The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.
Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.
Random Words:
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To make something look or be more gay. The opposite of "butch it up."
Are you really wearing that to the Pride parade? Why do..
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To turn a noun into a verb.
Verbification allows one to any word into a verb, such as:
No, I'm busy; I'll be porching all da..
