What is Parking Lot Theory?
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"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."
The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.
Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.
Random Words:
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in reference to something that is childish or immature.
I was tired of her mickey mouse club games, so i dumped her.
Grow up, this isn..
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When you take a shit, then 15 minutes later you need to take another shit.
Me: Awww man i just had to take a double shit
You: Wow...
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