What is Parking Lot Theory?
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"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."
The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.
Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.
Random Words:
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IN OTHER WORDS:
get straight to the point; make it quick.
You know I keep it quick.
-CHRIS, "The Wire"
See keep it quick..
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A fat emo bitch. Sulfuras wielding emo-fuck. Fat shits.
When a selfish Emo druid guild leader steals an eye of sulfuras and trades in..
