Parking Lot Theory

What is Parking Lot Theory?

1.

"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."

The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.

Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.

Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.
5

Random Words:

Snake Oil
1. comes from the 19th-century American practice of selling cure-all elixirs in traveling medicine shows. Snake oil salesmen would falsely ..
Read more
Zez
1. an expression of excitement or delight look at my new jazzy shoes .. "zez" ;) See delight, jazzy, shoes, or..
Read more
Blograge
1. Expressing your deep inner hatred of the world and everything in it via your blog, message boards, or other "fake internet bullshit..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free