Parkitect

What is Parkitect?

a person who engages in the profession of architecture, but wastes the majority of his working life on drawing and counting parking spaces.

Small talk at a party:

Gorgeous blonde: "what do you do?"

John: "I am a parkitect..."

Gorgeous blonde "Cool! Sketching, making scale models, philosophy meets physics...?"

John: "ehm, yeah, and what do you do?"

See architect, job, disappointment, frustration

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