Parkitect

What is Parkitect?

a person who engages in the profession of architecture, but wastes the majority of his working life on drawing and counting parking spaces.

Small talk at a party:

Gorgeous blonde: "what do you do?"

John: "I am a parkitect..."

Gorgeous blonde "Cool! Sketching, making scale models, philosophy meets physics...?"

John: "ehm, yeah, and what do you do?"

See architect, job, disappointment, frustration

Zamzow

1. being extremely fucked up. I was so zamzowed, i fucked a 400 lb chick. See zamzow, drunk, fucked, drinking, hammered..

Danger Rape

1. Practice whereby one attracts attention to one's self whilst raping someone, with the aim of finishing before the police arrive Af..

W09t

1. The new w00t. Get with the trend stuff you idiot! <Moozh> W09T the file is uploading! See w09t, w00t, woot, w0ot, wo0t..

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