What is Parkitect?
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a person who engages in the profession of architecture, but wastes the majority of his working life on drawing and counting parking spaces.
Small talk at a party:
Gorgeous blonde: "what do you do?"
John: "I am a parkitect..."
Gorgeous blonde "Cool! Sketching, making scale models, philosophy meets physics...?"
John: "ehm, yeah, and what do you do?"
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