Jihad Ninja Edit Meaning

1. A blowjob while the girl's head is at a 90 degree angle. "I got my first owljob last night" See blowjob, blow job, owlj..

1. An incredibly slow laptop, to the point where lag doesn't begin to describe it but is used anyway. God, my lagtop is so slow. Prob..

1. The exact opposite of a boner. The premise is that something turns you off so much that your weener goes inside out. "...dude did ..