What is Parkrose High School?
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A high school in Portland, Oregon that is in the Parkrose district.
It's a school full of gangsters who like to occasionally hit some windows or beat some people up.
There are only about 10-20 smart kids that go there at any given time.
There are a few AP classes, but many more students are in a program known as PACE. It is the class for drug addicts and stupid kids and all they do is watch movies and slack off. If you don't care about yourself or your life then join PACE, because you'll end up going nowhere.
It has a reputation as being badass and dangerous and people are scared of it.
The football team has one a total of two games in the last seven years. The other sports teams aren't even worth mentioning, they're so mediocre and boring. With the exception of the dance team. They win stuff and are awesome.
It is also a community center and serves food to poor kids in the summertime.
"Are you from Parkrose High School?"
"Yes I am."
"...do you carry a gun?"
"So what's going on at Parkrose High School lately? Any new gang fights or vandalized bathrooms?"
Parkrose High School is so cool that nobody bothers to go to school, they just stay home and smoke pot.
"I play baseball at Parkrose High School."
"I'm so sorry."
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