What is Parsons?
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A person, usually a male, that thinks they are tough but everyone knows they aren't. See also
Guy 1: Did you watch the game last night
Guy 2: No I was too busy banging your mom
Guy 1: Shut up Parsons
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2.
an ugly bitch that thinks shes the shit but every one actually hates her. guys use her and think shes ugly.. SHH!
That parsons girl is a sluuuttttt!
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Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one.
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an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle
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