What is Parting A Muff?
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if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!
buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff
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Trousers that have been accidentally soiled by their owner.
Pants that have been shit into - (for the unsubtle veiwer).
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