What is Parting A Muff?
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if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!
buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff
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Actually not pubes at all but the strange oily-stingy substance that looks like a type of shit-covered horse hair and somtimes ass floss..
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aka Psycotic Control Disorder not to be mixed up with Impulse Control Disorder.
The inane compulsion towards order. Whereby said distur..