Pastrami Mommy

What is Pastrami Mommy?

A hot, 40+ Jewish broad, usually from the metro NYC area (and almost always a nose-job recipient).

Johnny went out to the Island to get it on with his pastrami mommy.

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Releasing The Chocolate Hostages

1. To take a shit....even though you are leaving it. Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages...

Dakots

1. 1. Sliced, salted, deep-fried spuds, cut into 8 sides like a stereotypical diamond. Much like potato chips or fries but cut into 8 sides..

Gonna Roll It

1. Generic phrase meant to convey imminent and total failure of any undertaking or action. Originally refers to a motor vehicle "roll..

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