Pastrami Mommy

What is Pastrami Mommy?

A hot, 40+ Jewish broad, usually from the metro NYC area (and almost always a nose-job recipient).

Johnny went out to the Island to get it on with his pastrami mommy.

See jewish, new yorker, broad, nose-job, hot

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