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When a girl looks WAY hotter in a picture then in real life.
guy 1: wow she looked hot in the pic but when we went out she was a beast!..
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while performing fellatio, one holds a lighter to his/her partner's genitals
tom gave jill the arch duke singe and she dumped him
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A gay person trying to sell lamp shades in a department store.
"Dude im going to head down the plumming isle just to avoid that ph..
