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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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Ballerness is the state of performing in athletics or sex at such a high level that kenyans and porn stars can't touch you're ..
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(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag
I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's...