Patch Tuesday

What is Patch Tuesday?

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!

Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

See tuesday, computer, nerd

The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gatesputs out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday

guy 1: Happy patch Tuesday!

guy 2: huh?

guy 1: nvm its a computer nerd thing

See computer, windows, bill gates, nerd

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