What is Patchy?
1.
Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.
If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.
There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.
Random European chill kid at Chipoltle: I'm a bit patchy right now.
Random scene kid: WTF!! ROFL HxC SCENE!
European kid: Fag.
Guy: Have you brought the patchiness?
Girl: Hell yes, now let's get patchy!
See
2.
never shaves, but a full beard never grows in
Omar Abarca!!!, just dont call him that, it hurts his feelings.
hey patchy shut the fuck up.
See
