What is Patina?
1.
The term that antique appraisers and collectors use to describe
"My 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham has a very nice patina on it."
"No! Don't buff out the patina on my Grandma's chastity belt you idiot!"
2.
Verb. To throw a load of feces in a sleeping person's face. Preferably while filming for distribution on youtube. Similar to
Alex got drunk and passed out last night, so we patina'ed him and posted the video for the world to see.
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3.
verb: the act of throwing a load of scat in the face of an unsuspecting victim while asleep or passed out, preferably videotaped for distribution on the internet. Similar to antiquing.
Dude, Jojo is totalled passed out, let's antique him!
I'm actually feeling a little bit adventurous, let's go with the patina tonight. Go grab the camcorder.
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