What is Patrick Bateman Finish?


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While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.

Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.

See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.

See sex, doggy-style, rear entry, Undercover Lover


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