What is Pattaphol?
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Pattaphol is a mythical creature found in the slums of Nevada, specifically Las Vegas. He originated from the gay homosexual jungles of Thailand. He loves elephant penis and other parts of the elephant. That makes him a gay elephant. He goes under the alias, tadpole giraffe.
He loves penis, lots and lots of penis.
And jizz in his mouth.
Damnit, Pattaphol is coming! Hide the elephants!
Pattaphol is the scum of the earth.
Pattaphol gave some pad thai a rimjob.
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