What is Pattaphol?
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Pattaphol is a mythical creature found in the slums of Nevada, specifically Las Vegas. He originated from the gay homosexual jungles of Thailand. He loves elephant penis and other parts of the elephant. That makes him a gay elephant. He goes under the alias, tadpole giraffe.
He loves penis, lots and lots of penis.
And jizz in his mouth.
Damnit, Pattaphol is coming! Hide the elephants!
Pattaphol is the scum of the earth.
Pattaphol gave some pad thai a rimjob.
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Random Words:
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what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese in Europe
you know why, cuz of the metric system
See John Travolta..
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A) to sue someone for something incredibly stupid and live off the money.
B) to otherwise make a lot of money for not a lot of effort, ..
