Pattronize

What is Pattronize?


1.

verb; “to humor one’s Twilight-obsessed friends” who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude Robert Pattinson.

"Do you really like Robert Pattinson?"

"No, but I have to pattronize Natalie"

See rpattz, spunk ransom, robert pattinson, patronize

2.

To humour someone who is obsessed with actor Robert Pattison, who plays brooding Edward Cullenin the Twilight film adaptation.

"My girlfriend loves that vampire guy, so I have to Pattronize her when she rants about him."

See twilight, stephenie meyer, edward cullen, culture, humour, robert pattinson, rpattz, rpatz, fangirls, obsessive, twilighters

3.

To humor one's Twilight-obsessed friends who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude Robert Pattinson.

Obsessed Fan: OME! Robert Pattinson and I are MEANT TO BE!!!!! I am SO Mrs. Edward Cullen!!!!!!!!!

Friend 1: Oh god.

Friend 2: Lets just pattronize her.

See obsessive, compulsive, fantasy, twilight, crazy, gorgeous

4.

to humor one's Twilight-obsessed friends

All the Twilight-fan girls are pattronize

See robert, edward, cullen, twilight


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