What is Patzer?
1.
Slang term used for a chess player of weak calibur.
"I beat that patzer with the four move checkmate."
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to suck at life, to screw everything up, loves gay sex, always has excuses trying to make him be the victim, cries all the time. a complete worthless bitch.
stop bein such a patzer...and man the fuck up.
ur such a patzer u cock sucking fag
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A measure of the drunkeness of D-Bag in relation to the number of 12 oz. Keystones consumed in a period of time.
D-bag drunk dial: Call..