Patzer

What is Patzer?


1.

Slang term used for a chess player of weak calibur.

"I beat that patzer with the four move checkmate."

See chess, weak, slow, retarded, dope

2.

to suck at life, to screw everything up, loves gay sex, always has excuses trying to make him be the victim, cries all the time. a complete worthless bitch.

stop bein such a patzer...and man the fuck up.

ur such a patzer u cock sucking fag

See fag, bitch, gay bitch, bitch ass punk, screw up, loser, needle dick


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