What is Patzer?
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Slang term used for a chess player of weak calibur.
"I beat that patzer with the four move checkmate."
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to suck at life, to screw everything up, loves gay sex, always has excuses trying to make him be the victim, cries all the time. a complete worthless bitch.
stop bein such a patzer...and man the fuck up.
ur such a patzer u cock sucking fag
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A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.
Guy 1: Did..
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fast,quick.
man, that hoe is freakkin quick syle.
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to do something in a fast manner.
Ted: how can i go out to watch a mo..