Paulie Bleeker

What is Paulie Bleeker?


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Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.

Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?

Juno: Paulie Bleeker.

Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.

Leah: I know, right?!?

See juno, hot pockets, adorable


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