Paulmartini

What is Paulmartini?

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"Paulmartini" is the slang term used to describe the instance of being screwed over by your human resources department at your job. Normally, the person handing out the Paulmartini is a soulless corporate fuck on a power trip.

Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."

Heffer: "Sounds like you just got served an ice-cold Paulmartini."

See hr, human resources, screwed, raise, job
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