Pavel Surprise

What is Pavel Surprise?

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

See pavel, hot carl, dirty sanchez, scrotum, balls

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