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When you wake up in the morning to your boyfriend/husband with a boner wedged in your back.
" Oh man, Jason gave me the biggest bo..
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when a girl says this, shes really saying, FUCK YOU, NO, EWWWW, IF YOU EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN, I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU TO HELL!
Guy: Do..