P.d.m.f.p. Edit Meaning

1. A retarded aardvark. Did you see that anteater trying to eat a banana? What a taardvark. See taardvark, tardvark, retarded, anteater, ..

1. Someone's toes that are unusually large! I can't believe she is wearing those open toe shoes, her foot is toebese!!! See tob..

1. A word I made up because I wanted to win Scrabble. I lost for cheating; a word equivilent to Merry Christmas. "Your turn," &..