P.d.m.f.p. Edit Meaning

1. A father, a sailor, and a full-time lover...of his sons, that is. He enjoys slow walks on a sunset beach, a margarita in one hand, and k..

1. By far the biggest faggot known at Oconnor High School. He has a small penis and has never been laid. He loves video games and his spi..

1. 1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics. ..