P.d.m.f.p. Edit Meaning

1. A furry like substance on dogshit early in the morning.More likely to be seen on mornings of cooler months. eg. ohhhh fuck it i just st..

1. à person who enjoys being sexually attraccted to an object. jack:check it out that girls raping that chair James: she must be an objec..

1. One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it. Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night. See..