P.d.m.f.p. Edit Meaning

1. One who specializes in the creation or writing of small creative blurbs for any online or print media. as in.. "Hey we need a fun..

1. Too big for anal. I was doing this whoorelast night and she wanted it in da butt but I'm 2B4A so I had to decline. See tbfa, anal..

1. member of the male persuasion that would rather pleasure himself using petroleum jelly rather than having sex with his girlfriend; see a..