What is Pe?
1.
An utterly useless subject intended by communist dictators like our government to improve the quality of life by exposing young children and adolescents to an hour a day of athletic torture. Games such as Dodgeball and Kickball are most common, though sometimes the occasional (pointless) game of Indian Soccer or Ultimate Frisbee can be seen. Most PE teachers are commonly seen wearing T-shirts and nylon shorts with Nikes and usually have hair cut short. When asked about sexual preference, they usually repond by assigning as many push-ups as is legal.
HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION
kid1: "Dude when we were playing 5-base kickball, Shawn asked Miss Peuce her sexual preference and she assigned him 800 push-ups!"
kid2: "Is that legal?"
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2.
A subject that is forced upon students in schools that causes misery and pain to those who do not like sport and would prefer not to participate.
3.
Public Execution in some countries.
A PE will be held at noon in the town square to punish the drug dealers.
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4.
A class that almost everybody fails due to the refusal of "dressing out."
PE Teacher- Why are you still in your clothes Timmy?
Timmy- Because I don't want to dress out.
PE Teacher- F!!
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5.
1. Physical Education
2. Penial Enlargment
1. Being so clumsy and uncoordinated, Max was never too fond of
P.E in school.
2. Joe was unhappy with his penis size and he contemplated on a PE to improve his confidence.
6.
A useless lesson that is compulsory for all students in the UK up until age 16. The lesson consists of participating in sports and activities, such as football, badminton and cross-country.
The lesson isn't even worth anything and is mostly utilised to curb the supposedly growing amounts of fat, unfit little shits of our generation.
What's even worse is a GCSE (and also A-Level) qualification in PE. This is really nothing more than a tiny part of Biology and is only good for becoming a PE teacher, so you can teach more misguided fools how to become PE teachers, and so on. It's a rather dull cycle.
Most students are forced to play sports that they are not interested in, and are no good at. Combine these "useless" players with football geeks and you get a lot of bullying and harassment in PE, over nothing. This is more prevalent in America however, where social classes (such as those
jock shitheads) are much more apparent.
Most schools have two hours/lessons of PE a week, but some, such as the prison known as
Wreake Valley only have one.
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7.
personal entertainment. when someone soes something funny or entertaining, it's major PE.
1. "Haha Geena, ur such PE"
2. "I have a major PE story to tell u guys"
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