What is Peanut Butter In The Carpet?

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After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.

My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.

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