Pear Edit Meaning

1.

I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.

I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.

See pear, wrong, pear-shaped, not right, fuck all

2.

not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.

justin and cliff are pears.

See gomer pile, wide, double wide, fat

3.

A woman's anus

stick it in my pear

See anus, butt, asshole, ass, fruit

4.

A medival torture device shoved in a womans vagina. There is a crank at the end every time it its cranked the pear extends ripping the uterus. Very, very effective!

I got in an argument with my girl and I settled it with my good old pear!

See torture, sex, vagina, uterus, pain

5.

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

See octangular, shundred

6.

An individual who is so pear-shaped that they are often mistaken for an actual pear. The condition affects 1 in 2158.9 people and is incurable.

Excuse me Mam, you cant leave your pear there, im afraid theres...Oh wait, no its just a fat kid.

See fat, large, round, fruit, shape, puddin

7.

1. a woman with a pear shaped body including large breasts and a squishy waist and hips. a pear's personality is soothing but not overly sweet.

2. a fruit that comes from a pear tree

1, my girlfriend is such a pear.

2. you are just a silly pear

See sexy, child bearing hips, squishy, fruit, pussy