Pearl Moustache

What is Pearl Moustache?

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Derived from the popular pearl necklace in which a man ejaculates on a woman's neck, a pearl moustache consists of a man depositing semen on a woman's upper lip, creating a pearly-white moustache of sorts.

This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.

Inexperienced wangsman: Yeah so I attempted a pearl moustache last night on Tayfondah and I couldn't move fast enough. What a mess it was!

Experienced wangsman: n00b...
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