Pearl Spam Edit Meaning

1. to force ones penis into an ear "dude i totally german mcgoogled eric last night" See blowjob, anal sex, cream pie, donkey p..

1. Having something said to you, and then you turn around and kill the guy with an extension cord, thus, going defcon one. "Don'..

1. To uncontrollably cry while drunk off one's ass Bonus points for blubbering/sobbing and incoherent mumbling of something stupidly ..