What is Pedophile Beard?
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When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.
Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.
Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and
rapist glasses . Let's get out of here.
Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?
Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
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