Peelam

What is Peelam?


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Is a variant of Eelam, but mostly the same. It's a semi-desert area in Northern Sri lanka claimed by Tamil terrorists to be their homeland, even though the entire area is littered with Sinhalese artifacts, suggesting that the Sinhalese had lived there before migrating to the much better climates of Central and Southern Sri Lanka.

tamils are a subspecies of human that have not really evolved fully. their mating rituals are often quite wierd or "funky" as the kids would say. the female is often alot hairier than the male and often hunts in the night. once she is at mating stage usually around the age of 2 she will call out for a mate. this however often fails due to the extreme uglyness that is tamil. however once she does manage to get a poor soul. she excretes her juices and fertilises many many eggs. - encarta dicktionary

It's called Peelam because the Tamils there drink the pee of Sinhalese soldiers when they lack drinking water. Peelam has the ugliest and most terrible looking women in the entire world. Tamil Peelam women are also famous for having gonorrhea and oily body odour. Tamil Peelam women are so dirty and ugly that when Sinhalese soldiers rape them, they always wear condoms and close their eyes to imagine they are not as ugly as they are - otherwise those soldiers lose their woodies.

Tamils in Peelam have the highest number of kidnapped brainwashed child soldiers in the world.

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Is a variant of Eelam. It's a semi-desert area in Northern Sri lanka claimed by Tamil terrorists to be their homeland, even though the entire area is littered with Sinhalese artifacts, suggesting that the Sinhalese had lived there before migrating to the much better climates of Central and Southern Sri Lanka.

It's called Peelam because the Tamils there drink the pee of Sinhalese soldiers when they lack drinking water. Peelam has the ugliest and most terrible looking women in the entire world. Tamil Peelam women are also famous for having gonorrhea and oily body odour. Tamil Peelam women are so dirty and ugly that when Sinhalese soldiers rape them, they always wear condoms and close their eyes to imagine they are not as ugly as they are - otherwise those soldiers lose their woodies.

Tamils in Peelam have the highest number of kidnapped brainwashed child soldiers in the world.

See eelam, ltte, sinhalese, india


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