Pegging

What is Pegging?


1.

anal sex reveresed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.

charles: are you sure jean? you probably won't feel anything.

jean: i don't care charles. i'll do anything for you.

(jean proceeds to peg charles, when all of a sudden, dave comes in the room)

dave: hey charles, do you wanna see eraser - oh, jesus fucking christ!

(kim enters)

kim: fuck! they're at it again!

dave: what the hell? is jean wearing a...strap-on?

charles: do you guys ever knock?!

2.

When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.

1.

Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"

Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"

2.

Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"

See bizarre

3.

The act of forcefully throwing something at a person, where the projectile makes a solid connection.

"Oh dude, I totally pegged that kid in the nose with my softball, it was hilarious!"

See anon

4.

The festival, gathering or party act of stealthily attaching clothes pegs to someone without them noticing, preferably in as obvious a place to other people as possible, or as hard a place to peg without the causing the target to notice (underarms, crotch, ears).

Pegging can also be done to good effect when the target is the center of attention and much more aware of themselves such as when talking on stage.

"The rules of pegging are as follows

To peg: placing a peg in a humorous place on another players body without them noticing

Antipeg: to remove a peg placed by another player from a third player without them noticing

Combination peg: multiple pegs attached in sequence i.e along the bottom of someones jeans or in a row along the bottom of a jacket

Fake pegging: no peg required. fake pegging the act of feigning pegging. the emphasis is firmly placed on being caught in the act by the potential peggee with the intention of leaving them searching for a peg about their person when in actual fact, no peg exists.

Isolated pegging: where you anticipate the movement of a player and hold the peg dead still until they come into contact with it, when you release and peg...... sillyness.... good for random passers by.

Counter peg: someone pegs you but you pretent not to notice and as soon as they turn away, you remove the peg and place it on them in the same location.

If you discover a pegging ,antipegging, or find a peg in between the 2 events it is then your turn to peg."

Pegs may have tags attached with pictures or notes.

"Pegs are Hugs!!"

prolific among happy poi people

blu_valley on pegging : "I got pegged at some point...pegger unknown. It was on my hood, I turned and pegged it on someone's shoelace..I don't know who they were, but their shoes were green."

See pegging, peg, poi, hop

5.

nailing someone with a ball

aw man you were just pegging him with that dodgeball

6.

Stimulation of the A-Spot via a fitting instrument. Most commonly with a dildo, vibrator, widdled carrot, or other object with the same shape quality of forementioned tools. Pegging is masturbatory, it is a solo practice; not to be confused with anal sex.

I was pegging while watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I splodged all over my chest.

See anal, peg, pegging, a-spot, anus, masturbate, masturbation

7.

the act of insertative intercourse of an amputees limb

he was busy pegging her last night with his arm

See pegged, peg, stump fucking, pegs


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