Pelham High School

What is Pelham High School?


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A high school located in the city of Pelham, Alabama in the Birmingham region. Students in Pelham are known for being heavy drinkers druggies and partiers. Pelham is one of the major drinking schools in the central Alabama region next to Chelsea and Hoover high school. They are notorious for having tons of big ass parties all weekend. Most Pelham kids usually aren't wealthy like most of the schools in the area. No one hears much about Pelham. Pelham guys are usually big time players, bros, ass holes and play girls. Pelham girls are usually slutty and wear cheap clothing and can always be seen at the Riverchase Galleria on the weekends. Pelham kids are usually out of the picture and the students are very closed off on the weekends and only hang out with other Pelham kids. No one really gives a shit about Pelham. Oh, and the school looks like a prison.

Guy #1- Duuude wheres the party at tonight??

Guy#2- Man, no one at our school is getting crunk tonight. We'd have to go to Pelham High School for one of those.

Guy#1 - Oh, fuck it. No ones allowed to those parties except for Pelham kids.

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Girl#1- Shelly, I cant believe what happend, Dave acted like he totally liked me then I went to a party with him, he got with me, and now I haven't heard from him since.

Girl#2- Wait what school is he from

Girl#1- Pelham

Girl#2- Oh, that explains it. All Pelham High School guys are like that. They're total ass holes

Girl#1- Yeah hes drunk and high right now as we speak. figures...

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