What is Pelican West?
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The worst and crappiest bands ever. They are a cheezy show band who "perform" at the Padre Islands.
1) Dude, have you ever heard a band as bad as Pelican West? They are such a bunch of losers!
2) Dude, someone has to tell Pelican West to stop wasting their money by releasing horrible CD's.
3) Damian Giaochino is a total fucking loser!
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