Pendulum Case

What is Pendulum Case?


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This is some life saving information that I am about to share with you! When you wake up the morning after a huge night out on the town and you can feel a turtlehead poking out of your rectum remember to use the pendulum case while taking the grog bog. Grab your balls and hold them up so they don't get a shit shower when your ass erupts like a volcano!

Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!

Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?

See sean connery, fistathon, lickety split, fisters


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