Penguin Jeans

What is Penguin Jeans?

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead

I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.

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Emo Penis

1. A penis that gets no action, and therefore sits alone in its pants. Dude, John hasn't had any action in months, he has an emo peni..

Imagerbate

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