Penguin-wrapper Philosophy

What is Penguin-wrapper Philosophy?

1.

The idea that tux the penguin uses condoms

Dangit, tux! Take that Penguin-wrapper off and stop thwackin' it!

2.

Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.

Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."

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