What is Penguin-wrapper Philosophy?
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The idea that tux the penguin uses condoms
Dangit, tux! Take that Penguin-wrapper off and stop thwackin' it!
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Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.
Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."
Random Words:
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True team members don't take ecstasy. Sponsored by FreeVibe
Coach: Boys, there's no e in team.
Boys: Um... it's after t..
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A dirty moustache aka stachethat makes you look real mexicano.
Guy A: Oye ese, shave your beaner stache or I call you pedro.
Guy B: aw..
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An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhaus..
