What is Penguin-wrapper Philosophy?
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The idea that tux the penguin uses condoms
Dangit, tux! Take that Penguin-wrapper off and stop thwackin' it!
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Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.
Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."
Random Words:
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The three times in a heterosexual man's life that it is acceptable to engage in homoerotic relations with a gay or straight man.
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