What is Penguin-wrapper Philosophy?
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The idea that tux the penguin uses condoms
Dangit, tux! Take that Penguin-wrapper off and stop thwackin' it!
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Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.
Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."
Random Words:
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To perform a Negative Skunk follow these simple instructions.
1. Have a white girl strip naked and lay on her front.
2. Shit on her sh..
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The thing Spock uses to knock out redshirts
I wanna do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you.
See vulcan, nerve, pinch, kill, spock..
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Going to prom with a "promstitute" only for the guarantee of after prom activities.
I have decided to not partake in promstit..
