Penif

What is Penif?

Somthing you stick in a female mouf.

My penif is in your mouf.

See Clash

nerd version of male genitalia, usually small and weak. "millimeter peter"

NERD: i have a penif

GIRL: uhhhh bye! <stupid little dicked fag>

See horsecock

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