Penis Empathy

What is Penis Empathy?


1.

The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.

Hey Jakub, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Shawn's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one. That's penis empathy!

See sympathy, male, weak point, weakness, phantom pain

2.

The vicarious pleasure a man derives from seeing another man's penis being serviced sexually, usually by imagining himself in the same situation. In other words, the reason some straight men cannot enjoy lesbian porn.

For me it's either hardcore or futanari; gotta get my penis empathy.

See porn, lesbian, gay


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