What is Penis Puddle?
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The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
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Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.
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Much like a chili dog, but done with double penetration.
"Dude, Lance and I just gave that whore a chili three way she won't ..
