What is Penis Puddle?
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The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
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Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."
in (word ending in "er) her, i har..
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a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.
-dude you just t..
