Penis Puddle

What is Penis Puddle?


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The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."

"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"


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