What is Penis Puddle?
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The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
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Is the act of taking a dump in a fat girls fat roll and hide it there until she showers and cleans under her fat roll. That of course i..
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Someone who acts in an idiotic manner. A twat. A wanker.
He's such a fecking knobskinner.
See wanker, twat, dickhead, knob end, p..