Penis Puddle

What is Penis Puddle?


1.

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."

"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"


94

Random Words:

1. 1: adjective describing fowl that fly south for the winter but only those which ingest large amounts of coffee and or speed before makin..
1. a variation of death from above in which a cluster is targeted, creating a mass knockdown. named for the crater it leaves behind. squad..
1. Describing anything fat, obese, rotund, porcine. Can be used as an adjective or noun. That guy just ate 2 pepperoni pizzas by himself!..