What is Penis Puddle?
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The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
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A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.
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Term commonly used in place of 'Internet Explorer', Microsoft's shitty web browser that does nothing but serve you popups..
