Penis Rule

What is Penis Rule?


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When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.

Women: Wow she is totally hot.

Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?

Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.

Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.

Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?

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