Penis Stretcher

What is Penis Stretcher?

The act of stretching/pulling the penis to its full extent while going piss in a urinal in an attempt to make your flacid penis look large.

Jake-man the guy next to me was checking out my dick so I had to intimadate him with the ol' penis stretcher.

See stretcher, bagina, vagass, dick

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