What is Penis Wife?
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Any woman that marries her husband because of his enormous schlong. Charming good looks and character have nothing to do with the marriage. It is simply for the silo of a sex organ that can train her night after night.
Dude 1: Your phone is ringing this time of night?
Dude 2: Yup, it must be his penis wife calling because she hasn't been pounded since this morning.
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Adultery and/or Divorce and/or Remarriage.
Elizabeth Taylor is an expert at disaVOWage.
See marriage, adultery, divorce..
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The juice or creme produced by a sexually excited vagina.
Phil: I had an awesome night with a sloshpot last night, her pussy was so wet..
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When you wear sexy accessories when you go out.
Accessories that exude sex.
Typically said with an eddie murphy womans accent.
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