What is Penis Wife?
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Any woman that marries her husband because of his enormous schlong. Charming good looks and character have nothing to do with the marriage. It is simply for the silo of a sex organ that can train her night after night.
Dude 1: Your phone is ringing this time of night?
Dude 2: Yup, it must be his penis wife calling because she hasn't been pounded since this morning.
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a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.
Also when you get ..
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a person who is never really hurt but decides to pretend the whole damn time and piss everyone off by not ever doing anything. ever.
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