Penis Wife

What is Penis Wife?


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Any woman that marries her husband because of his enormous schlong. Charming good looks and character have nothing to do with the marriage. It is simply for the silo of a sex organ that can train her night after night.

Dude 1: Your phone is ringing this time of night?

Dude 2: Yup, it must be his penis wife calling because she hasn't been pounded since this morning.

See wife, marriage, schlong, pound, bang, train, Liebers


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