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When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.
Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title..
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when you are in an elevator and you push the button really fast over and over in an attempt to make it go faster when in actuallity you ..
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A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges will..
