What is Penistoes?
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1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.
1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."
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