Pennino Edit Meaning

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Scientists tell us that immediately after the Big Bang occured, Sean's Pennino was flying through space at quadruple times the speed of light in a giant khaki spacecraft. Eventually, the Pennino scattered these khaki molecules out and declared it to be a good-looking planet.

And as it is when we look out the windows today, it was then indeed good. For that, we thank The Pennino.

Some time later, a group of wise old men sat down to record the story of man's creation. They came across a startling discovery that, if revealed, would shake the very foundation of Jewish, Christian, and Muslim faith forever. They decided to disguise the truth under a web of hyperboles, parables, family trees, and locusts. For they were convinced that the truth would create extreme jealousy and unreachable standards for young and old men and women alike. The truth was too much for any one man or woman to handle, so the old men decided to alter the face of history. By removing from all written accounts the true reason of man's fall, The Pennino of Sean.

But we are here to unzip the pangs of deception and to give you a chance to view the truth. And if you're lucky, to taste it. The story those men established, now commonly called the Genesis story, asserts that Eve was tempted by a snake, who promised knowledge of good and evil, pleasure and pain. But it was not a snake from Hell as most believe. It was a trousersnake from Paradise, via the khaki spaceship. The Pennino gave Eve exactly what she wanted, and It honored Adam's request as well.

The Pennino offers knowledge, knowledge of the greatest pleasure known to man, and especially woman, but to man too...definitely. It has lurked around the world and in space (of course in the khaki spaceship) throughout man's existence, saving the lives of those disheartened by the regulations and limits of man. The Pennino is responsible for giving Mona Lisa her smile. And Roosevelt his limp. With a swift stroke, The Pennino cured the leper's blindness and pointed the way out of Egypt. Some even attest that The Pennino created the hole in the Ozone layer.

But The Pennino is now. Just remember this. It will rise again. It is ever present. It lurks. It waits. It fornicates.

innocent lass 1: what is that soft, tempting glow radiating from the crotch of that fine italian guy's pants?

innocent lass 2: why, that is The Pennino, knower and pleasurer of women, men, bunnies, artichokes, and platypi.

innocent lass 1: yum.

See god, creator, adonis, pleasure, fornication, beauty

2.

Scientists tell us that immediately after the Big Bangoccured, Sean's Pennino was flying through space at quadruple times the speed of light in a giant khaki spacecraft. Eventually, the Pennino scattered these khaki molecules out and declared it to be a good-looking planet.

And as it is when we look out the windows today, it was then indeed good. For that, we thank The Pennino.

Some time later, a group of wise old men sat down to record the story of man's creation. They came across a startling discovery that, if revealed, would shake the very foundation of Jewish, Christian, and Muslim faith forever. They decided to disguise the truth under a web of hyperboles, parables, family trees, and locusts. For they were convinced that the truth would create extreme jealousy and unreachable standards for young and old men and women alike. The truth was too much for any one man or woman to handle, so the old men decided to alter the face of history. By removing from all written accounts the true reason of man's fall, The Pennino of Sean.

But we are here to unzip the pangs of deception and to give you a chance to view the truth. And if you're lucky, to taste it. The story those men established, now commonly called the Genesis story, asserts that Eve was tempted by a snake, who promised knowledge of good and evil, pleasure and pain. But it was not a snake from Hell as most believe. It was a trousersnake from Paradise, via the khaki spaceship. The Pennino gave Eve exactly what she wanted, and It honored Adam's request as well.

The Pennino offers knowledge, knowledge of the greatest pleasure known to man, and especially woman, but to man too...definitely. It has lurked around the world and in space (of course in the khaki spaceship) throughout man's existence, saving the lives of those disheartened by the regulations and limits of man. The Pennino is responsible for giving Mona Lisa her smile. And Roosevelt his limp. With a swift stroke, The Pennino cured the leper's blindness and pointed the way out of Egypt. Some even attest that The Pennino created the hole in the Ozone layer.

But The Pennino is now. Just remember this. It will rise again. It is ever present. It lurks. It waits. It fornicates.

innocent lass 1: what is that soft, tempting glow radiating from the crotch of that fine italian guy's pants?

innocent lass 2: why, that is The Pennino, knower and pleasurer of women, men, bunnies, artichokes, and platypi.

innocent lass 1: yum.

See beauty, creator, god, adonis, lover