Peoria Handshake

What is Peoria Handshake?

The friendly greeting given by a stripper to a patron of a gentleman's club which entails grabbing and fondling of the patron's genitalia

As soon as the stripper gave me the Peoria Handshake I knew I would buy a lap dance from her.

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