What is Perfect Pull Up?
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The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.
Ouch! Fuck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a fucking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.
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when a chicks pants are wedged up her butt so it looks like her ass is eating her pants.
Check out the hungry pants on that broad.
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To be used in reference to a douche bag when profanity may be inappropriate due to the presence of a lady, authority figure, or actual b..
