What is Perfect Pull Up?
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The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.
Ouch! Fuck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a fucking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.
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