Perfect Storm Edit Meaning

1.

When three events, usually beyond one's control, converge and create a large inconvenience for an individual. Each event represents one of the storms that collided on the Andrea Gail in the book/movie titled the perfect storm.

I had planned to go out tonight with my friends but then the perfect storm hit and now I can't do anything, my boss wanted me to work late, my girlfriend told me "we needed to talk", and my car won't start.

2.

A "Perfect Storm" occurs during intercourse, when an individual pisses on his or her partner, farts in their face, then slaps them so hard that they see stars. The piss represents the the rain, the fart represents thunder, and the stars they see represent lightning. Thus creating a "perfect storm".

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I was mad at my girlfriend last night, so during sex I gave her a "Perfect Storm".

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3.

When, while puking from intoxication, you lose control of your bodily functions and end up peeing and shitting yourself while you continue to puke your guts out. Every primary orifice is accounted for (crying is optional).

Man, last night Dave was puking when I realized he was shitting himself and pissing his pants at the SAME TIME. It was a perfect storm.

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4.

When two or more people who experience cyclical degrees of sexual deviance happen upon one another's path and the result is an orgy of sexual depravity.

Dude, I came across these two chicks while we were in our freak cycle and by the time we were done I had performed the cleveland steamer, Tony Danza, and some other acts I can't mention in public. It was the perfect storm.

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5.

This happens when you're banging a real fatty. As you watch the rippling effects of her rolls with each thrust, the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, give you the sense of being George Clooney's character during The Perfect Storm. Also known as Surfing.

Last night, I had a nightmare being trapped with Star Jones in a perfect storm.

6.

when you have to take a fatty crap. most likely includes explosive diarrheaand erupts loudly (and sometimes with liquid) into the toilet. check for splatter.

Damn. We better go by your house. I have to take a perfect storm before we hit the clubs.

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