Permashrink

What is Permashrink?

1.

The condition of one's genitalia after extended time in a cold place, usually Alaska. Unlike shrinkage, permashrink will not go away until one has moved to a place of normal climate.

Guy 1: Dude, I went up to Alaska last month, it was sweet!

Guy 2: Oh I'm sorry man, you must have had some crazy permashrink.

Guy 1: Yeah...I almost forgot I wasn't usually the size of a newborn baby.

See balls, shrinkage, shrunk, alaska, tiny, awful
67

Random Words:

80's Man
1. A man generally in his 30's with an inferiority complex. Can be found driving rusted, or freshly primered, bad running, IROCs or Ca..
Read more
Fartpatch
1. the small patch of hair on the lower back. AKA: "Fartch" "My Fartpatch looks like a moldy cheeseburger" See fartpa..
Read more
Bologna Sandwhich
1. When you spouge in a chick's pussy and then eat it out "I had a bologna sandwhich and some dorritos for lunch yesterday."..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free