What is Pet Rock?
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A special type of rock or stone, designed to be kept as a pet and cared for.
My rabbit died, so i got a pet rock instead.
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PURE. PWNAGE. Rock Style
Rock stars, Rocky Road Ice cream, Rock Salad
Infinite. Pet Rock
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Someone who exhibits no personality or reason for living other than cooking and cuddling.
My girlfriend is such a fuking pet rock!
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An accountant who likes men
The Pet Rock likes Fabio. No, he reeeeeally likes Fabio.
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A female participant in the Act of Cronk Dangling falling to her death due to clumsyness or weakness of male partner.
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Going down on the manhood.
"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"..